Guyabeetus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Live everyday like it's Pretzel

Live everyday like it's Pretzel Day

Below the mustache

and grinning expression with a weathered texture throughout

Somehow the books always looked cleaner than the people keeping them

A grey winged star emblem with a centered fighter jet silhouette sits at the top

Guyabeetus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Live everyday like it's PretzelFlavortown's last stop is a Liberty Medical commercial, and everybody at the buffet already knows it. Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot. The Details: Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair, sunglasses, a thick mustache, and a black bowling shirt with red and yellow flame graphics. Bold white uppercase sans serif text across