In Dog Beers I've Only Had One - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Running a casino where the

Running a casino where the skim funds half the Midwest requires a certain management philosophy involving baseball bats and plausible deniability

A blue horizontal ribbon extends right with "Bowl" in black cursive script

and scattered stars

Hans planned for everything except one barefoot problem

and swoosh strokes

In Dog Beers I've Only Had One - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Running a casino where theDog beers convert at a seven to one ratio, which means "I've only had one" is just drunk math with a built in alibi. That crushed can is the only honest thing about the whole equation. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IN DOG BEERS," above a cartoon illustration of a crushed red beer can with visible dents and a silver banner labeled "BEER" in black. Distressed white text below reads "I'VE ONLY HAD ONE" in a bold, vintage worn style.