Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Golden-yellow brushstroke lettering reads "Coco's"

Golden-yellow brushstroke lettering reads "Coco's" at the top

Matching navy text below reads "OF A BITCH" in the same retro rounded style

lined with a row of small white dots

Craig's two-word dismissal became the most efficient eviction notice in conversational history

white text reads "Feeling Good

Turd Ferguson 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Golden-yellow brushstroke lettering reads "Coco's"Turd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft